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BREAKING NEWS:

Six (6) New Cases in Ondo state
It has been confirmed that we have another six new cases in Ondo state … Two in Akure and another two at Oba-ile, and yet another two in Ondo town …

The cases in Akure are land dispute cases and the ones in Oba-ile are divorce cases … All cases are in Court now …

The two cases in Ondo town … are suitcase and briefcase. Both carried by Jehovah’s Witness.
They have just reported one case in kwara

IT’S A PILLOW CASE!!!
Stay SAFE.
Abeg the fear is too much, A little laughter at this time is Quite Soothing.
Thank you.

Note: There has not been any case of COVID-19 in Ondo state.

SAVAGE REPLIES (PHOTOS)

CELEBRITY GIST 

According To MTV Base, Reekado Banks Has More Hits Than Burna Boy”- Man Reveals

Days after Burna boy talked down on Reekado Banks for not being a worthy contender, it seems popular music station MTV Base is doing a face off battle of their hit songs.

While most peole believe Burna boy to be arrogant, proud and too full of himself, a few others saw his comments on twitter as ‘just being confident’.

Burna boy pull some African gaint strings on Nigerian via his twitter the other day. Saying he is bigger than any Nigerian artiste and is willing to stand any ‘worthy contender’ on any battle. Minutes later, Reekado Banks showed interest in playfully battling Burna boy but got his offer hurtfully turned down.

Finally to our Fun Facts.

Did you know?

1. A group of owls is called a parliament.
2. Only female mosquitoes bite.
3. Honey is the only natural food which never spoils.

Thanks you for reading through. Let’s meet tomorrow again. Stay safe.

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